How I Will Remember Fetch The Bolt Cutters

Written By: Jillian Giandurco
I wholeheartedly believe that out of the entire population, only ~4% of people know enough about music to accurately illustrate and analyze the musical eccentricities of Fiona Apple’s latest release Fetch The Bolt Cutters. I am not one of those people, nor will I preten…

No, You Actually Don’t Need To Do Your Makeup Right Now.

Written By: Jillian Giandurco
Ever since I began working from home 35 days ago (but really, who’s counting), I’ve been bombarded with WFH content at every turn. Everyone seems to think that “getting ready like you used to, to kickstart productivity” is an extremely unique and valuable perspective t…

I'm a TikTok Lesbian Who's Too Old For TikTok

Written By: Erinn Halasinski
Hi. My name is Erinn, I am 22 years old, and I am a self-diagnosed TikTok lesbian who is too old for Tik Tok. Although I fit many of the qualities of a stereotypical TikTok lesbian, I have discovered after extensive research that this group is just not for me. I would li…

Yes...I Did That

Written By: Elicia Bates 
I work in one of the largest prosecutor's office’s in the country as a paralegal. Most people immediately fire off questions about what I do, what I see, and if my job is as crazy as it seems and I get the pleasure of telling them: no. For the most part, it is a pretty …

This Playlist Understands Your Quarantine Woes

Written By: Jillian Giandurco
I know good and well that I am not the first person to give their unsolicited advice on what music you should be listening to in your self-quarantine isolation pods, and I have a feeling I won’t be the last. But everyone has different tastes and preferred genres, and I’…

Round and Round We Go

Written By: Jai King 
When I think about dating, I compare it to a playground. If you want something quick and easy, you’ll take the slide approach. You want an on/off relationship, pick a swing.  If you want to take the ride of your life with a thrill so strong it makes you sick, then you will proba…